My kids are saying some really funny things lately - not all of the things they say are nice - but it is pretty funny!
Mason:
Mason's thing to tell anyone who is giving him attention is to say, "I don't want you to leave." As they try and try to leave he just keeps repeating, "I don't want you to leave." That will tug at the heartstrings of anyone! A few days ago one of the guys was telling me about how Mason had pulled this trick on him and kept saying that he didn't want him to leave. As I'm being told this story, Mason was at the end of the hall saying to one of the girls, "I don't want you to leave." - I felt bad for the guy who thought he was special :-)
Kiera:
This girl has really come into her own.
A few days ago she looked at me and said, "Mom, are you going to do the puzzle with me or not?" (you have to imagine that she said this with confidence and attitude). I almost laughed at her adult frustration at me.
Kiera was sitting in the hallway with one of her friends, Samu.
Samu said: Do you like my sparkly shoes?
Kiera said: No.
Samu tried again: Don't you like my sparkly shoes?
Kiera said: Yes, I like them, but I don't like the way they look. (totally straight-faced. she tells it like she sees it)
Another conversation with Samu and Kiera:
Samu: Jesus would be sad if He heard you say that.
Kiera: He can't fit in this room anyway - He is too big to fit in the dorm and get through the doorway.
(After I heard about that conversation, I realized they both needed a theology lesson :)